I love Christmas so much! It’s just the perfect time of year, there’s so much fucking and so many presents, it’s really the happiest time of the year for me! I even made my own lyrics for Christmas songs! My daddy loves when I sing him my dirty versions, it always makes him super horny and that means that I get lots of dick for Christmas! I sure hope that my songs make you horny too baby, I want all the white stuff I can get this Christmas!
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the cum covered faces glisten,
and horny men listen
To hear cheap phone sex in the snow
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
With every cheap phone sex blog I write
May your days be horny and bright
And may all your cum loads be white
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
With every cheap phone sex blog I write
May your days be sex filled and bright
And may all your huge cum loads be white
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