“What would you do for a Klondike bar?” There are a lot of things I’d do being the cheap phone chat whore I am. Who wouldn’t want a free ice cream bar on top of that too so when you hold up that Klondike bar and tease me with that famous phrase I don’t honestly think you were expecting me to say “I’ll suck your cock.” I couldn’t help but giggle as your jaw drops and I could see you cock getting hard in your pants. “Really?” I nod and go to my knees, my hands running up your thighs before undoing the fly of your pants. I tease your cock through the cloth and open my mouth for a bite of the ice cream treat. You laugh and give me a bite. I let the ice cream melt on my tongue as I tease your cock with my hands. Pulling your cock out of your pants, fingers wrapped around your shaft. Listening to your gasp of surprise as I put that cold tongue against your hard cock, my lips wrapping around your shaft as I suck hard purring at the taste of your precum mixing with that vanilla and chocolate all mixed together. I take you all the way down my throat, fucking my throat on your cock. Showing you just how much I would do for only a bite of the Klondike bar.
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Cheap Phone Sex Drunken Whore
Cheap phone sex is the best kind, right? Who doesn’t want to save some money while talking nasty? I am cheap in the literal sense too. I am talking gutter slut. I got fucked up at a holiday party this weekend at my local bar. They know me by name. I’m the Norm of my local dive bar. I go there often to score coke and cock, my two favorite things. Every year they have a holiday party for the patrons. They have cheap phone sex drink specials and a live band. I am a coke whore. I don’t handle liquor very well. Guys were buying me drinks and shots because they know my reputation. I am always one drink shy of getting fucked on a pinball machine anyway. Did that. Also got gang banged on the pool table. The best was bending over the bar doing shots of Tequila while bar patrons fucked my ass. I was so drunk, I puked over the bar. The guys didn’t stop fucking my ass. I got cut off from booze, but I didn’t get cut off from cock. Not even after I passed out. There is video footage of me getting trained while unconscious at the bar. I love the fact that I am that cheap and dirty that even strangers know they can fuck the shit out of me without me verbally consenting. I was not only asking to fuck; I was clearly wanting to be abused. A woman doesn’t go to that bar unless she is looking for trouble. I woke up, half naked, in the alley behind the bar. I only woke up because a dog pissed in my face. It took me awhile to get my bearings, but when I did, I stumbled home. I smelled like a brewery and I looked like a porn star. Another successful night out for this cheap phone sex whore.
Cheap Phone Chat Cougar
Cheap phone chat is what you get with a trashy MILF like me. I have been called a cheap whore all my life. I don’t mind the moniker actually. My mom was a prostitute. She worked out of our trailer while my dad was on the road. He never left us enough money so momma turned tricks to feed us while he was gone. Dad was a mean son of a bitch, so likely he wanted to starve us. Momma and me were resourceful. I helped her out. I was a young girl. Guys paid extra for me. I had tighter holes. Plus, fucking jail bait was and always will be taboo. My mom and I were mother daughter whores. Now, 30 years later, I am still a whore and my daughter helps me. I am not a full time hooker for hire like my momma was, but I dabble in it to score rent money and drugs. So, cheap phone chat with me is often druggy phone sex too. I am always high. Hooking is easy money. Nowadays, you can advertise your services for a “donation” on the Internet. How amazing is that? My son took some sexy nude pictures of his sister and I. Then, we uploaded them to the Backpages for our area as a hot mother daughter duo. We hook for a week, make a shit ton of money, then don’t advertise again until we need money again. We aren’t the classy type. We don’t offer the girlfriend experience. We offer the trailer trash whore experience. This guy we did last night wanted to piss up our asses and watch us suck his cum out of each other’s twats. Just a Friday night for us! He got rough with us, but we don’t mind. If you paying for our time, you get to be in charge. Do whatever the fuck you want. Same is true on cheap phone chat calls. You can do whatever you want to this old cougar whore. You paid for my time, so do as you like. You can even ask for one of my phone sex specials.
Cheap Phone Sex Whore
Cheap phone sex girls are the best. Who doesn’t like cheap phone sex, especially with the holidays approaching. I know I love saving a buck. Cheap phone sex actually means a couple of things. First, it refers to cost. My company offers a variety of specials. But, it also means cheap as in dirty. I am a cheap whore in both senses. I love being a dirty mom. My boys are still in school. I miss them during the day. I know education is important, but so is fucking mommy. My oldest son’s school does this Christmas in November party ever year for the parents, teachers and students. My son is my pride and joy. He is also my favorite mother fucker. Not that I don’t love all my sons; it is just that the oldest boy has the biggest dick. So he can pleasure me the most. Well, I went through some hormonal chances this semester and kept him home from school too much. Sent up some red flags with questions of home problems, so it was important for me to go to this party looking as fucking hot as imaginable. I know that seems counterproductive, but my plan was to seduce my son’s teacher so he could make it all go away and not hold my boy back for missing too much school. They don’t let you miss much like they did in my generation. When his teacher saw me the first thing he said was, “Wow, I can see why Matt stays home so much. I would too if you were my mom.” Exactly what I wanted. A little mistletoe, a cock grab and a duck into the supply room to fuck made my son top of his class. Yes. I am THAT kind of mom. I will suck and fuck my boys to the top of their class. I stepped out of the supply closet with Mr. Nowlin wearing his cum as proof I am a cheap whore.
Cheap Phone Chat Cougar
Cheap phone chat sluts are the most fun to talk to on the phone. I am cheap in every way. Cheap as in dirty whore and cheap as in inexpensive. I am a super cheap date. Buy me a PBR and I am yours. I like being both. Want an idea of how cheap I really am? Today, I got gang banged by school boys. I waited for them at the school bus stop and simply said who wants to fuck a dirty cougar. They all said yes. Now, there were only about 10 of them, but a crowd gathered quickly as they texted their friends about the old whore in trailer 16 down to fuck. I am a little past my prime so I don’t have to worry about getting knocked up. That means all those boys got to cum deep inside of my pussy. School girls who are fucking don’t want to be pregnant sluts so they make those boys double wrap their dicks before fucking. I let the school boys gang bang me until I was dripping with cum . I was drenched actually. After they left, I played with my cum filled cunt and took calls all day. I love being a cheap phone sex whore.
Cheap Phone Chat Mother and Daughter Whores
My daughter and I are cheap phone chat sluts! We were at a bar last night even though she is not of legal drink age. Guys were buying us shots and daring us to do various things to each other. Once they found out we were mother and daughter it was game on. It was drunk truth or dare. My daughter and I have been playing with one another for quite some time now, so there was nothing they could dare us to do that we would have issue with doing. They just didn’t know that! We love shocking people with just how dirty we can get. The dares started off mild like kissing each other and fingering each other’s pussies. Fuck, we fingered each other on the drive to the bar. I think they realized that there was not much that we would not do, so they started upping the ante. After they dared us to dance naked on the bar, things got more intense. We were really drunk by this time because after every dare, we did a shot of something. I’ve never been good at mixing my booze and Morgan is a Mary Jane girl not a booze gal, so she was shit faced. I vaguely remember being dared to fuck my daughter’s bald cunt with a pool stick. I did it of course. We are cheap phone sex sluts after all. Money or booze, we rarely say no. Neither of us clearly remembered what happened, but apparently a bar patron recorded it on my phone. I had Morgan sitting on the bar with her legs spread while I worked the pool stick in and out of her tight pink cunt. I tried to go slow as not to hurt my baby girl, but she actually begged me to go faster and harder. The booze made her more of a slut. The whole night was a bit of a blur, but we had fun being cheap dirty whores.
Cheap Phone Sex with a Dirty Whore
Cheap phone sex whores like me have no limits ever. I was born in a trailer park in rural Vest Virginia. I just married well. I can look like a classy broad, but I don’t act like one, at least not for very long. I was having dinner with my wealthy, much older husband last night. We dined at this high end restaurant frequented by celebrities and the filthy rich. My menu had no prices on it. Before him, fine dining for me was a Happy Meal. I love my husband. He spoils me and encourages my very bad behavior with our offspring. Him encouraging me to get whatever I wanted made me wet. I could only imagine that the steak I was going to eat cost more than my parents lot fee for their crappy trailer. I acted like I dropped a spoon, but instead of waiting for the help to bring me a clean one, I crawled under the table. We were seated in a dark corner; pretty sure no one was paying us much attention. I crawled between his legs, unzipped his pants and blew his cock under the table in the town’s most lavish restaurant. He didn’t last long. I have some amazing cock sucking skills. He jokes that my maiden name is Hoover. I sat back up at the table just as the waiter came to take my order. I guess I had fresh jizz dripping from my chin. The waiter smiled, got out a napkin and dabbed the man crème off my face. The wink he gave me told me he knew exactly what that thick white substance was on my face. He was definitely going to get tipped well. My husband and I had a lovely dinner with many such little excursions under the table. You can take the whore out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the whore.
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Cheap Phone Sex Cougar
I’m a cheap phone sex whore in every sense. I am the cougar cum dumpster of my trailer park. I am known as the cheap cougar who never says no. I don’t either. I love to fuck. My mother was a hooker who worked out of the home when my trucker daddy was on the road. I was raised on nothing but dirty fucking. My mother never said no, so why should I? When a group of school boys wanted to gang bang me, I couldn’t say no. I love boy cocks and the boy batter that comes with them. This was a boy bang. Young boys need their dicks taken care of by a MILF. Only a dirty old broad doesn’t whence at the amount of cum that 20 something young guys can produce. I knew I was up for the challenge. I assumed the whore position on my knees and started sucking cock. I was taking as many as I could get into my mouth, jacking the rest with my hands. I’m a greedy cum whore, so I did my best to entertain all those boys. They were jet blasting my face with boy batter left and right. They cum so easily at the age, but they also get hard again quickly. I was swallowing as much cum as I could, but even this seasoned cum whore couldn’t keep up. Cum was oozing out my mouth. I swallowed as fast as I could. I felt my belly getting bloated from all that boy batter filling it so quickly. A boy would cum, then he would be hard again in 3 minutes wanting to spray another load on me. I’m not complaining. I love being a jizz junkie. After a couple hours and a zillion loads, all the boys were spent. All in a day’s work for a cheap dirty whore.
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Why I am such a bad girl for my mommy!
My mommy Jan is the hottest Milf on the block. Ever since I was little it has just been mommy and I plus who ever she was dating at the time. It took me a LONG time to understand why mommy has SOOOOOOO many boyfriends. It was like she had a new guy every few hours. I just thought mommy was nice to the other guys.. Then they would get into a fight in her bedroom. I could hear them slapping her really hard and fast.
One day I could hear mommy screaming so loudly I ran in to help her. That’s when I saw mommy sitting on her boyfriends face. She was grinding back and forth screaming that she was cumming.. That is when she saw me. She jumped up off his face and started spanking me right in front of him. He liked it. He told her not to stop. “Charge me double and let me watch you punish that sneaky bitch” Mommy smiled, kissed me on my mouth.
She started to undress me and when I tried to stop her she would slap me.. She pushed me against the bed as she started slapping my bare ass. “Charge me again to kiss it all better.” Mommy licked her lips, Spread my ass cheeks apart and started licking me. Oh god it felt so good… I guess that’s why I am such a naughty whore now.. Mommy has used me with every single man she has brought home since then! I hope she brings you home next!
Cheap Adult Phone Chat Equals Phone Sex Specials with a Cheap MILF
Cheap adult phone chat means two things with me. First, I am a cheap whore in every sense. I may be married and live in a nice suburban community, but I am a slut wife. I fuck anything. The younger the better. I have been fucking my husband’s sons from his first marriage since I moved in with him. So I am cheap as in a dirty common whore with no moral compass. But cheap in the literal sense too. As far as phone sex whores go, my rates are not that bad, especially if you take advantage of one of my company’s awesome phone sex specials. So you can talk dirty to a cheap whore and save money. Not a bad deal.
I am a dirty P step mom. I molested those young boys from the moment I became their step mommy. They wanted me. What horny young school boy wouldn’t want a busty, curvy step mom to suck his dick and make him a man? None. I married my husband for his money and access to his boys. I was in my sexual prime when they were just starting their sexual awakening, so we were matched perfectly for fucking. A young boy’s dick is stiff as a board when aroused and it stays hard all day long. We fucked like rabbits for a decade under the same roof as their daddy with him none the wiser. Now that they are in college, we still fuck. Just sometimes we fuck in front of my husband. Age has not been good to his dick, so I cuckold him with his own boys. Don’t feel bad for him, however, he loves being my cuckold husband. He gets to live vicariously through his stud sons. They take good care of my pussy and ass. They are the real men of this house. Always have been.
So if you like cheap milf phone sex, give me a call. Talk to a dirty whore and ask for a special! I have no limits ever.