Hey there. It’s nice to see you here! I guess you’re probably looking for a cheap phone sex therapy session and I have good news for you. You are in exactly the right place for it. A lot of therapists might say they know how you feel about a particular situation, but they haven’t really been there in real life. Just about anything you can think of, I’ve either done it or wanted very badly to do it and would have if the situation had arisen. So I’m just the person you can talk to about anything without worrying about anything other than being accepted.
So tell me – what really gets your motor running? Is it some kind of accomplice play? Oh, that makes me so horny, so I would love to talk about that with you. Have you ever done it before, or is it just something you think about while you jerk off? Maybe there’s a member of your family who has been teasing you and you want nothing more than to just tie her up and give her what she’s been freaking asking for. Don’t you dare feel bad about that. She shouldn’t have dressed the way she did if she didn’t want you to fuck her. Call me and we’ll talk about this in-depth.