The time of year known as “the most wonderful” is coming up and you know what that means! Yeah, it’s not going to be cheap phone sex with me. You’re going to need to be even more generous than you usually are. I don’t care if your wife, girlfriend, little ones, or grand brats, or anyone else must go without for the holidays. They don’t even appreciate your generosity as much as they should. They don’t deserve it anyway, so what you need to do is give it all to someone who does. Yeah, that would be ME, so don’t even try to tell me otherwise.
I’ll even be more humiliating and cruel during this trying time. I love knowing that you’re going to be stressed while you figure out how to explain to everyone that they’re not getting their normal holiday gifts from you. Again, it’s not my problem, but I will enjoy every single dime and every single present that comes from you during the holiday season. Are you up for some giving? If you want to hear me talk dirty to you, then that’s what you are going to have to do. So don’t keep me waiting. The longer I wait, the more it’s going to cost you.