Horny. Slutty. Quick. Easy. Those are just a few words that have been used to describe me, but the other day someone called me a cheap phone sex slut and I’ve never felt more seen. It’s truly who I am as a person and I’m okay with that. You know who has more fun than just about anyone else in the world? Cheap sluts! I can personally attest to the fact that we don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks about our sexual habits. As long as I am cumming and I’m well satisfied, that’s all that matters to me. People just need to learn to mind their own fucking business.
And you know, those uppity bitches might not be that way if they were busy fucking their husbands. Instead, women like me take care of them and then get talked about at the PTA meetings. I NEVER feel bad about sleeping with married men for that exact reason. If women did their duty and fucked their men, there wouldn’t be a need for sluts like me in the world. But you know what? I sure am glad that there is a need because I can’t ever get enough dick.