It’s Sunday and you should know by now that it’s my favorite day of the week to sin! I have guys all the time who fake not feeling well so they can stay home from church. Then they call me for cheap phone sex while their wives are there worshiping. It tickles me because I always make them tell me about the dirtiest thing they fantasize about and then ask what their wife would think if they knew about it. Clearly, they can’t tell their prudish Christian wives about the fucking raunchy things they want or they wouldn’t be calling me.
I think you should stay home from church tonight and give me a call so we can talk about your taboo fantasies. No matter how extreme you are, you can’t offend me and I won’t tell you no. They don’t call me a fuckalicious freak for nothing! I will take you on a walk on the wild side in ways that your stupid wife would never do. If you think you can handle a slut like me, then I suggest that you get on the phone and give me a call now. I’m ready and willing to make your perverted dreams come true.
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